Canseco - The Poem
27 03 2008~ by J Soul
(Also found at the Global Mets Fan Blog)
Go Away Jose
I don’t care what you have to say
Stop publishing your greed-driven books
Because I’ll be the last one to pay
You’ve tarnished the reputations of many
With a disgusting smirk on your face
How much money is it going to take
To put you in your place
What’s important now are the children
And the harm these drugs can do
But you don’t care about all that
Just the careers you want to screw
Now that I think of it
You probably needed the ‘roids in your ass
We all know that without them
You couldn’t have hit the ball over of the infield grass
Let it be known that nobody is safe
As long as Jose raises his brow
If you can hit or throw a baseball
You must’ve gotten the drugs somehow
Back that @ss up, right into Jose’s needle!
My sentiments exactly! Thanks for this.
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